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Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care. The rest just want to have something to gossip about
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Am to say whenever I would got with my hair all over my head.Still able go towelhead all at once still can pull it off good.
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I wonder how many flies have been trapped in a car, then traveled hundreds of miles, got out and thought “The f#ck..where am I?”
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An Alarm clock is something we get frustrated at when it does its job and also when it doesn’t.
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I went from being an awkward teen who thought nobody wanted to talk to him, to a cynical adult who hopes nobody wants to talk to him.
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Hearing my voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to everyone I’ve ever spoken to
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i either take things too serious or idgaf about anything there`s no in between
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he`ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you`ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him with no response
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If you keep having to figure out where you stand with someone, maybe it`s time to start walking instead.
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911 should be able to accept text messages so you can hide in a closet and not talk on the phone.
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