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Scooby Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know & trust

Literally everything you have ever done has led to you reading this sentence.

When I can’t spell a word I just randomly type letters that I think would spell the word and just hope auto correct saves me.

The guy who discovered milk probably did a lot of other strange things too.

If you smile while no one is around you really mean it.

You Need Directions?...Well First you gotta take this D-tour.

Sometimes all you need in the end is someone who will hold you and say everything is alright.

What is Grammar? The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you`re shit.

Strong people stand up for themselves, but stronger people stand up for others.

You know my name, not my story. You`ve heard what I`ve done. not what I`ve been through.