Pickup statuses for facebook

are you 5 gum because you stimulate my senses
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You Need Directions?...Well First you gotta take this D-tour.
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Even if there wasn`t gravity on earth, I`d still fall for you.
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Are your legs tired? Because you`ve been running through my mind all night.
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Do you work for UPS? No. Why? Cause I notice you`re checking out my package.
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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I`m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
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"I have a boyfriend." “I have a math test.” "What?" “Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we can cheat on.”
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Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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