Facebook Statuses for boys

I never stopped liking you, I just stopped trying so hard because I clearly wasn`t getting anywhere.
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Condom spelled backwards is modnoc which doesn`t mean anything so i don`t wear them.
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us men think we want sex all the time until we meet a girl that wants sex all the time. start asking her gay shit like "damn, u not tired?"
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Don`t bother lying to a girl, they find out everything.
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The difference between a woman that knows what she wants and a woman that gets what she wants is the size of her tits.
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Fellas: stop saying u want a good woman if u don`t even have good eyes to realize a good woman until she’s gone.
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If you`re stuck in the Friendzone, here`s a simple 5-step solution: 1) Stop. 2) Being. 3) Her. 4) F-cking. 5) Bitch.
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Dear Girls, When you think a guy only cares about your boobs... Just turn around and walk away. Sincerely, We Like Asses Too.
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Text a girl ``hey beautiful`` and trust me, you could make her whole day.
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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
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