Pick a facebook status

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

If a crocodile is chasing you, run in a zig zag pattern. Crocodiles can`t take sharp turns well.

Listen carefully to how a person speaks about other people to you. This is how they will speak about you to other people!

Moving on is simple, it`s what we leave behind that`s hard.

I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just don`t wanna talk.

touching him was like realizing all you ever wanted was right there

Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

When someone smells good, it automatically makes them more attractive.

When the world says, "Give up,"Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."