funny facebook statuses

Accidents do happen.
I slip, I trip
I stumble
I fall and I dont care at all.
But now I dont know
what to do, Because I slipped and fell in
love with you.

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

LIKE IF: I say the ENTIRE alphabet because I can`t remember what letter comes next

That Awkward Moment when your about to hug somebody sexy and then headbut the mirror..

Its amazing how a girl can still love a guy that treat them like crap, but ignore the guy who is willing to treat her like a princess.

At first, we pretend not to want their attention and then later we will do anything to get that attention..

--life of a girl--

I don`t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I`m trusting u with my money, u should trust me with your pen