Pickup statuses for facebook

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

-unknown

Have you been to the doctor`s lately?
Cause I think you`re lacking some vitamin me.

-unknown

We met, we called, we liked, we talked, we texted, we dated, we committed, I loved, you cheated, I`m done,you`re deleted

-unknown

You must be wearing space pants because your but is out of this world. ;)

-unknown

Is you`re name google, cause you`re all I`ve been searchin` for.

-unknown

I don`t want to break thousands of girl`s heart by being committed,,,,,,

thats y m still single..... :-)

-unknown

SIngLe ?
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I M jUst in a ReLatiOn wIth FrEEdOm!!!

-unknown