Technology statuses

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-. ~)
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When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual...
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"You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it`s TWITTER."
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That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
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Dear websites asking for my age, I’m going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -___-
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No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.
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I dropped my laptop off the boat. It`s a Dell, rolling in the deep.
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11:10..."One More Minute!!!" *Gets Distracted* 11:12... "SERIOUSLY!?!"
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Words begin with A,B,C.
Numbers begin with 1,2,3.
Music begins with do, re, mi.
And friendship begins with You & Me!
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