Eating and drinking statuses for facebook

Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
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I`m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
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Television + food, it just goes together
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You don`t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
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Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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Eating popcorn:
80% during trailers.
20% during the movie.
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Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they`re fighting over the world`s last Oreo.
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my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat.
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Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald�s doesn�t serve breakfast after 10:30.
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