Facebook Statuses for boys

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
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you my friend, derserve a HIGH FIVE, thats four more fingers than I normally give.
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You need to have enough courage not only to come to somebody’s life, but also to stay in it.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Of course I`m weird, normal is boring.
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