Pick a facebook status

That awkward moment when morons start every status with "That awkward moment" even if it ISN`T awkward.

Don`t become what your parents wants you to become,
Just do what you were born for.

Going back to your ex is like taking a clean shower, getting out, and putting back on the same old dirty pair of underwear.

A man who is always smiling does`t mean that he has no problem, but the smile shows that he has ability to overcome all the problem

I heard you`re a player. Nice to meet you. I`m the coach.

Really.. What are we fighting for ?

HEY YOU!! Yea..you.ilove you! I just thought i`d remind you, thats all.

shit happens. move on. smile on.

Is you`re name google, cause you`re all I`ve been searchin` for.

"Is that your ex?" "No, that`s the biggest mistake of my life."