the awkward moment when the teacher is handing out test grades and you teel your friend to stop bragging because she got an c then you get yours and realize that you got an A plus!!!
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Pick a facebook status
3 solutions to every problem: accept it, change it, leave it. If you can`t accept it, change it. If you can`t change it, leave it.
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Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.
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Is doing something weird and thinking, that is why I`m not in a relationship
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A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already
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This is how my week goes:
Mooooooooooooonday
Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday
Weeeeeeeeeeednesday
Thuuuuuuuuuuursday
FridaySaturdaySunday
Mooooooooooooonday
Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday
Weeeeeeeeeeednesday
Thuuuuuuuuuuursday
FridaySaturdaySunday
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say this dog , is dog , to dog , keep dog , all dog , idiot dog , busy dog
now read it without dog ♥
now read it without dog ♥
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It isn’t always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
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On January 1st of next year, the first thing i am going to do is go to blockbusters and put the movie `2012` in the comedy section. :)
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Walked in to a shop and asked for girl assistance and said "hey can you help look for this I`m kind of lost" girl said "sure its right over there" I said "Thanks do you mind if i call you if i get lost again?" girl said "sure anytime" i said "thanks can i have your number just in case i get lost again?"
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