Pick a facebook status

3 Things I`ve learnt at school:

1. Texting without looking
2. Sleeping without getting caught
3. Teamwork on tests

Wouldn`t it be nice if Ipods could detect your mood and make a playlist for it? :)

Seriously, cmon thats not scary. * toast out the toaster pops open * OH SHIT!!!! =O

Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Make-up can make you look pretty on the outside, but it can`t help if you are ugly on the inside..
P.S
You all are all beautiful ♥

-`Are you free person?` - `No, I have MOM!`

I hate it when someone turns the light on while I`m sleeping & I`m like O_-

"Hey sexxxyy" ;) --oh wait..damnit! another mirrior!

That awkward moment when you see a lady walking her cat. :p

Is it wrong for a GPS to tell a Gay person to go straight?