I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks FABULOOOOUS!
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Pick a facebook status
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It`s just that yours is stupid
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It`s Better To Be Single , And Lonly Forever Than To Be Loved And Lied To Forever </3
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Ladies, if someone truly loves you, they are willing to go through difficulties with you.
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Lazy rule #1 if its not near I don`t need it.
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born & only stops when we take exams.
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that awkward moment when your at a game with your dad and your dad starts to scream "USA" "USA"
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that awkward day when your mom starts telling you everything in her childhood memories.
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That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air
& there’s chips inside.
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mommy told me not to talk to strange power rangers
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