Pick a facebook status

Admit It..... At One Point Of Time, You Tried To See If You Had Superpowers.
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Mom, I swear my room was clean this morning." "So what happened?" "I got dressed."
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That awkward moment when you walk out of a store with your mom, and then you realize its not your mom
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Dear person copying my test,
Jokes on you, I didn`t study

Sincerely,
Me
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Dear letters,
Stay out of my math problems

Sincerely,
Algebra
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I always try to do the right thing, but it always ends up with people screaming at me.
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Dear FACEBOOK, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that DISLIKE button
Sincerely
YouTube
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If anything is possible, then it is possible for something to be impossible. ;)
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Like if: When you have a substitute, you never sit in your assigned seat.
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Why hate on Justin Bieber he`s just a boy.. Cody Simpson is Another STORY!
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