Pick a facebook status

dont frown...because someone somewhere is in love with your smile :)

‎33% of married women say their pet is a better listener than their husband. And 100% of pets say this crazy bitch won`t shut up.

if love isnt a game then why are there so many players </3

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can`t take them off of you ;)

Sometimes when you don`t have anything funny you can just say funny!

"I wasn`t that drunk"
Dude,you thought your wife was a stalker.

The more and more people i meet, the more i like my dog.

listen to your heart, it wont let you down

Sometimes you have to let go of the one you love to find out if there is really something there.

"if u have inner peace, no one can touch you" ;)