Pick a facebook status

♥ Girl : I hate the fact u r too tall from me !! :(

♥ Boy : It have an advantage for u believe me !!

♥ Girl: What ??

♥ Boy: You can listen to my heart that beats only 4 you.. ♥♥♥

The Awkward Moment When U Clean Your Room And U Have No Idea Were Anything Went When It Was Dirty U Knew Were Everthing Was *.*

Does there ever exists any vegetable jokes?
If not then why do people expect u not to send non-veg jokes?

How can u tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist?
How can u tell the leaves not to fall when wind exist?
Similarly,How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when U exist ♥ ♥

I`d rather be SINGLE than to be
in a fake, phony, & false
relationship with someone
whose NOT committed ♥

“ If sum1 asks me wat i mean by life, i`d sit next to my frnds, pull them close together, put my arms around them & say proudly, "THESE IDIOTS R MY LIFE!!!" :-) ”

That awkward moment when you tell your friends something that you find funny and they just day ok :)

That awkward moment when you think someones talking to you but there actually not :P

crying cause my sister ripped the head off my barbie doll

I tend to say "I dont know" when im just too lazy to think.