Pick a facebook status

The awkward moment when you reach in to hug an attractive person only to bump into the mirror.

Falling in love is the moment when the
reality is finally better than dreams.

Like If: you hit the snooze button to get an extra 15 minutes of sleep instead of eating breakfast

"Did u just fall?" "No, i attacked the floor" " Backwards???" "I`m freaking talented"

U have to be in the system to change the sytem..

i don`t wanna be rude,but don`t buy barbie and ken`s clothes if you look like f**king ursula !

theres no other pain like the one who breaks ur heart</3

people tell me in rock,paper,scissors, paper beats rock...oh yea? well then ill throw a rock at them and lets see how well they can defend themselves with paper.

waiting for Mr.Right is like waiting for an apple to fall off a tree, if you try to force it to fall, it`s always not ready for you.

I hate it when someone apologizes for talking to much. They`re just talking even more.