Pick a facebook status

Click "Like" If: you will never think "I wonder if i should delete my Facebook account?"

That awkward moment when you miss a high five.

I was at the ATM the other day, and an elderly lady approached, and asked me to help check her balance.

so i pushed her. ;)

Pray not only because you need SOMETHING , But because you have alot to be THANKFUL for ..!!

► Play The Moments..

▌▌ Pause The Memories..

■ Stop The Pain..

◄◄ Rewind The Happiness..

Awkwardly Walking into a bathroom full of 7 year old`s 0-0

“I look so ugly” Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called… “Me?

Me: Hey babe what you wanna do for our date next weekend?
Girlfriend: Ummmmm....idk you think of something...
Me: God Damn women I asked you first!!

It `s all lie. . . . "The made in china" stickers are actually made in mexico . O_O

we have been together for hours, a second after you leave, i already miss yoou