Pick a facebook status

you think you can flirt with girls . right ... remember one day your sister will be the victim of some other boys. enjoy that time
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Getting my morning started....*yawns*
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It takes a couple seconds to say hello, but forever to say goodbye ♥ .
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A real friend helps you when need help, but a smart friend asks you if you need help.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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In an exam,
children were given to write an esay on mother...

A cute child wrote:

"combination of million words
From 26 alphabets...
can never express my loving mom.":)
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That awkward moment when the light in the bathroom is open and you click the switch thinking it was off.
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"I Hate to see you go, but i love to see you walk away"
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People say that love is in every corner……Maybe I’m moving in circles!
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DAD joined FACEBOOK
Dad : hi son
son : WTF
Dad asked Son What is WTF?
Son : WTF means WELCOME TO FACEBOOK" daddy ^_^
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