Pick a facebook status

I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won :)

My level of maturity depends on who I am with

how am I supposed to go to school, do homework, study, stay in shape, be social, help out at home, and get 8+ hours of sleep at night

LIKE IF: My life isn`t perfect, but I`m thankful for everything I have.

Life is easier when you`re not complaining, worrying, or stressing about bullshit.

Are your legs tired? Because you`ve been running through my mind all night.

Hitler may not have been such an asshole if everybody hadn`t kept leaving him hanging for all his high fives.

seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy

It’s 2015 and we still can’t be told whether it’s just the password or username that’s incorrect

Today is the first day toward the beginning of the rest of your life.