Pick a facebook status

Laughing uncontrollably is my favorite

I`ve wasted too much time on the wrong people.

I don’t think people understand how stressful it is to explain what’s going on in your head when you don’t even understand it yourself.

You never know how much you really love someone until you watch them love someone else.

There`s something wrong with my phone. It doesn`t have your number in it

Do you work for UPS? No. Why? Cause I notice you`re checking out my package.

Dont let others treat you like Garbage
STAND UP. BE YOURSELF

why do people tag themselves in their own pics? like we know it`s your bitch ass in the pic. you posted it.

Don`t ever let someone tell you that you can`t.

75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it`s best to simply tell her the truth.