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all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.

As you breathe right now, another person takes his last. We suggest you to stop complaining, and learn to live your life with what you got

Before going to bed, 94% of people count how many hours of sleep they`re going to get

Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.”

Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. Then, I wonder if I could handle the truth.

I hate when someone`s about to tell you something then they say "nevermind." I mean no, you brought it up, now you have to say it.

Don`t assume my tweets are about you. But if you’re affected by them, then that obviously means you’re guilty of something.

Trust me, as you get to know me, I just get weirder.

No, it`s not going to be easy - and it`s not meant to be. The journey is what makes the ultimate triumph so glorious.