Pick a facebook status

Me a nerd? Haha no. I`m just making sure I don`t end up working at McDonalds with you in the future.

wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing in life

people need to understand that I`m joking 99.9% of the time

do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u

If someone sticks by your side through your worst times, they`re the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.

A real boyfriend calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous, over protective and loves you.

i thought i couldn`t live without you...
It`s gonna hurt when it heals soon...
It will all get better in tim.

Most people have "Ah-Ha!" Moments. ...I have "Ah Fuck." Moments.

Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.

Your time is limited, so don`t waste it living someone else`s life.