Pick a facebook status

That Awkward Moment When You Try To Exit
Through A Closed Glass Door

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet.

Never let a girl go to sleep mad or sad.

The difference between a woman that knows what she wants and a woman that gets what she wants is the size of her tits.

A good laugh and some sleep are the two best cures ✌

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet.

I`m not really boring, I just have no motivation for conversation with your lame ass

Just a side note- be careful what you apologize for. I found myself apologizing too much for no reason. Don`t be sorry for being yourself

Don`t forget to tell your mom, I said thanks for the spankin!

On facebook a guy can post "I love my girl" and that will get all his "numerous girlfriends" excited.