Distance means nothing when someone means everything.
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Pick a facebook status
Friends are like orgasms... nobody wants the fake ones.
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I`m not saying she`s a slut. I`m just saying that she`s been on more weiners than ketchup...
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What the letter O say to the letter Q?
Bro, your dick is hanging out
Bro, your dick is hanging out
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*Boyfriend and girlfriend showering together*
Girl: "Baby I want you to do bad things to me"
Guy: *Puts shampoo in her eyes*
Girl: "Baby I want you to do bad things to me"
Guy: *Puts shampoo in her eyes*
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whats 6.9? a good thing stopped by a period;)
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Do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
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"Text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people I wanna be around.
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Even in darkness, light dawns for those who believe...
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You should always be yourself. Unless you discover you`re an asshole, son.
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