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Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

Just wanna take this moment and thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. Love you guys

That awkward moment when when someone who has hated you forever is suddenly nice to you, and you don`t know how to react.

I remember my first day on twitter..I was like, "What the fuck is this shit?"

Like if you dont give a shit about social networking

Marijuana is a gateway drug, it lead me to McDonalds.

Don`t ever be a victim of your own life. Don`t come to me with "I can`t do it because of something/someone" bullshit. You are in charge.

Oh thank goodness, you posted another selfie. I almost forgot what you looked like since the selfie 5 minutes ago.

Figure it out people. It`s a 4-way stop sign not a woman

Life is like a coin.you can spend it any way you wish but you only it spend once