Sending a sweet message to your crush and the she sends it to her crush.
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Such a satisfying feeling when "the one that got away" turns into "dodged that bullet"
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad....
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That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
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Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
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I`m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
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I really wish my money would have unprotected sex in my wallet and multiply.
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I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
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Life is all about taking risks. If you never take risks, then you`ll never know what you`re capable of.
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That awkward moment when Eminem is eating M&M`s.. Flo-Rida is in Florida.. and 50 Cents has 2 quarters.
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