Oops, sorry. I dropped that fuck I was about to give.
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Pick a facebook status
Genie: "You have three wishes and that`s it."
Me: "I wish for 3 more Genies."
Genie: "F*ck you smart a$$."
Me: "I wish for 3 more Genies."
Genie: "F*ck you smart a$$."
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I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society has done to the word “daddy”
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nothing lasts forever, hope is dope.
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A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up alongside him and say, "It`s okay, I think we lost him."
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"The secret of getting ahead is getting started." - Sally Berger
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It`s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
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If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.
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I Don`t Care If There`s Plenty More Fish In The Sea. I Want THAT Fish!
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I`ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea what the "I`m Feeling Lucky" button is for.
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