Relationship Status: Sleeping next to the warm laundry pile.
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Pick a facebook status
Whats hard, long, and has cum in it? A cucumber. But I like the way you think ;)
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My mother + my father - condom = the most amazing human being alive.
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In honor of Presidents Day, I`m making HUGE fucking promises to everyone that I have no intention of keeping.
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Can anyone tell me what does "hmmm" mean?
I think its a good way to ignore people :3
I think its a good way to ignore people :3
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"Your zipper is down."
Me: "Ughh, your mom is so forgetful!"
Me: "Ughh, your mom is so forgetful!"
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I sneezed and None of you said Bless You....... Rude!
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“Stop trying to fit in,when GOD made you to stand out!”
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When You Find Out Your Crush Likes You Back ^.^.......HAHAHA SIKE!!!
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Television + food, it just goes together
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