Pick a facebook status

If people talk about you behind your back,it`s because you`re ahead of them.

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude

"Who needs good grades when you got Swag?" *6 years later* Heres your fries sir.

HD porn is so clear you can see the absence of her father in her life.

In a war everyone think they are
right. In the end they all die.

I wish i was loved

If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine`s Day, I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl`s drink.

People who stay awake till late night are more intelligent than the people who go to bed early and rise early for the day, study suggests.

eBay users have tried selling their iPhones with Flappy Bird on the website -- Bids went as high as $99,000.00 but eBay removed them.

Don`t you wish people were like money, you could just hold them up to the sun and see which ones are real and which ones are fake..