Keep a laundry basket in the back of your car to carry lots of groceries in easily.
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Pick a facebook status
That moment when you give your friend a " what the fuck is this? " look during a test.
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In relationship, sometimes Try to stay far from him/her if you wanted to keep relation strong.
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I`m not mean. I`m just above being nice to stupid people.
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"Clean your room, guests are coming over." Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.
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I HAVE TO wet my toothbrush, put the toothpaste on, then rewet my toothbrush in order for me to brush my teeth.
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What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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Normal people laugh: Hehe *cute smile*...
Me laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHA *claps hands like retarded seal".
Me laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHA *claps hands like retarded seal".
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I came in like a wrecking ball, licking all the things i see
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