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You don`t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

In boring classes, I always improve my drawing skills.

"I lost my 1,000th guitar pick today--I bet they all meet under my bed and gossip about me while I sleep :("

Lets face it, we all had our teachers a$$ in our face when they were helping another student.

That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don`t know them.

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Real friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget.

When your teacher gives a 20 minute speech about not wasting time.

Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you`re a mile away from them and you have their shoes