That one person you see EVERYWHERE, but don`t know their name.
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Pick a facebook status
That awkward moment when you go for a handshake and they go for a hug.
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In alcohol’s defense, i`ve done some pretty dumb shít while completely sober too.
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Jan 2013: this will be my year
Dec 2013: maybe not
Dec 2013: maybe not
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Just yelled "HEY SLUT" to my friend at school the other day and watched about 15 girls turn around. Awkward
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I love it when, someone`s laugh is funnier than the joke.
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I DONT have EX`s ; I have Y`s. Like Y the f*ck did I date you !
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No regrets. Just lessons learned.
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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then you walk up to a pole and... BAMMM!
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You can`t start a new chapter in your life if you`re too busy dwelling on the past.
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