Pick a facebook status

Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

-unknown

Weird thought: Can blind people see in their dreams?

-unknown

A girl who doesnt ask for anything....deserves everything.

-unknown

If I`m weird around you, that means I`m comfortable with you.

-unknown

My room is not a mess. It`s an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.

-unknown

Smiling doesn`t necessarily mean you`re happy. Sometimes it justmeans you`re strong.

-unknown

but mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card :)

-unknown

Deodorant \o/
No Deodorant ~\o/~

-unknown

I’m so athletic. I surf… the internet.

-unknown

if i fall asleep while texting you, its cause i don`t wanna say goodbye.

-unknown