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Is it acceptable to start complaining about how cold it is or?
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crying doesn`t solve your problem, but sometimes you need it to express your feeling
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Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don’t even deserve to be an issue in your life.
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where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
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Who else had one of those pens with five colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?
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Too many people go through life waiting for things to happen instead of making them happen.
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That mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that no one in your family uses.
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Am i the only one who has taken 2+ years of a foreign language and still has no clue how to speak it?
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Girl move from the sunlight. l hate the smell of burning plastic.
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waiter: "what drink would you like"
me: "тнє вℓσσ∂ σƒ му єηємιєѕ"
waiter:
me:
waiter:
me:
waiter:
me:
waiter: "is Coke okay"
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