When i text you, that mean i miss you.When i don`t that means i`am waiting for you to miss me <3
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Pick a facebook status
☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Waiting for my crush to notice me.
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Drugs and Alcohol are never the answer. Unless the
question is "What are you gonna do this weekend?"
question is "What are you gonna do this weekend?"
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Dear naps, I`m sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten.
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Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
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I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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losers give up when they are tired
winners give up when they have won
winners give up when they have won
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Dear Someone, Thank you for coming into my life, thank you for making me smile like crazy, thank you for making me happy.
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Mom: Can I see your Facebook?
Me: WHAT FACEBOOK?!
*throws laptop out window*
*runs to airport,
*moves to Mexico
*changes name to Pancho Come Queso*
Me: WHAT FACEBOOK?!
*throws laptop out window*
*runs to airport,
*moves to Mexico
*changes name to Pancho Come Queso*
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