Pick a facebook status

Girl: "talk dirty to me!"
Boy: "... mud."

That moment when you say, "Just kidding"..... But you`re actually dead serious.

Real life hack: chew gum while cutting an onion, it will stop you from crying

Everybody has that 1 friend that:
1) Turns everything dirty.
2) Eats like a pig and gains no weight.
3) Swears a lot.
4) Has a funny laugh.
LIKE IF YOU AGREE :)

Study suggests: Talking to yourself in a mirror actually makes you smarter.

People seldom find love when they`re looking for it; it usually happens when they never see it coming.

When I was younger I remember watching two drops of rain roll down the window and pretending it was a race.

If it takes you less than 5 minutes to do; do it right away.

I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my phone all day.

Teacher: "The test is easy."
Me: "Sure it is, you already know the answers."