Pick a facebook status

Don`t date someone your friends have dated, even if they say it`s alright. There are seven billion people in this world; find someone else.

Did you know the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes ?

That awkward moment when you can`t stop laughing while telling a joke, but then once you finish nobody thinks it`s funny.

Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they`re fighting over the world`s last Oreo.

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-. ~)

You`re as useless as the "AY" in "OKAY"

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Smoking on your timeline

Some people are actually afraid of being too happy because they think something tragic is going to happen soon. This is known as Cherophobia

If you`re going to be original, be prepared to be copied.

If you think someone was staring at you: 1. Yawn. 2. If they yawn, they were staring.