some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of bullshit
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Pick a facebook status
if I see your phone and you have 0 messages I know you`re hiding something
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I don`t run. In fact, if you see me running, you better follow because it`s likely something is chasing me.
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I don`t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
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Stop using "YOLO" as an excuse to act stupid.
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You could give me 45 years to do homework and I still wouldn`t do it until the night before
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I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.
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I`m shy at first but... i do the stupidest random shit when i get comfortable with someone...
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my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat.
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A little jealousy is healthy in a relationship, its always good to know that someone is afraid to lose you.
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