Pick a facebook status

Niggas Be Like : " Can I get Them Digits "

Bitches Be Like : " I Don`t Have A Phone "

Facebook Be Like : " SENT FROM MOBILE "

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

I love you more today than I did yesterday but not as much as I’ll love you tomorrow.

Cry over cuts and stitches not sluts and BITCHES

The best way to make people remember you?
Borrow money from them.

LAZY RULE: Why make your bed when you`re just gonna get back in It again?

"Can I have a piece of gum?" "Yeah, but don`t say you got it from me."

Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who can give out the most homework.

Mom: "All you do is sit on that computer all day!" Me: "Lies. I sit on the chair."