Pick a facebook status
Respect old people, they graduated without Google and Wikipedia!
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When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
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Writing "etc" on a test because you don`t remember any more examples.
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Hearing your favorite song on the radio is more exiting than on your iPod.
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That awkward moment when you don`t know which armrest at a theater is your`s.... Annoying!
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Alcohol is never the answer, but it does make u forget the question;p
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Just because I`m not talking, doesn`t mean I`m in a bad mood. Sometimes I just like to be quiet
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The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree..
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Sometimes you just miss the memories, not the person.
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Fellas: stop saying u want a good woman if u don`t even have good eyes to realize a good woman until she’s gone.
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