You`re just like math. I hate math.
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Pick a facebook status
Lazy Rule: If it falls under the bed, it`s gone. Forever.
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I`m attracted to people I have no chance of being with.
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Im a girl,.who used to be plain and strong,..
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falling inlove is not finding the perfect partner,but learning to love an imperfect partner perfectly
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Kicking the ice under the fridge just because you`re too lazy to pick it up.
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When you go buy "seedless" watermelon and it turns out to have seeds. This shit is the reason why I have trust issues man.
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Girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
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If I had a dollar for everytime someone told me I was handsome, I would have exactly 1 dollar... Thanks mom...
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That awkward moment when a black kid asks you to pass the skin colored crayon
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