Pick a facebook status

Waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to work out if it was a dream or not ... #confused

When I`m depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!

That awkward moment when you wave at someone and it`s not who you think it is.

That awkward moment when you try to be sarcastic over text, and it fails, and the person takes it seriously.

Stalking crush on Facebook: Accidentally likes status from 2008 Step 1: Delete Facebook. Step 2: Set computer on fire. Step 3: Move state.

You are really fat..." "It runs in the family" ... "Nobody runs in your family...

According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you`re actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

"I`m ugly" ... You spelled "Attention seeking bitch" wrong

million dollar idea
GLOW IN THE DARK TOILET PAPER

When you love yourself, truly love yourself, you can bring unlimited miracles into your life.