Pick a facebook status

You don`t know something? Google it. You don`t know someone? Facebook it. You don`t find something? MOM!

Trying to complete tasks before the microwave hits 00:00 like your life depends on it.

I like when my neighbours fruit tree branches have bent on our home.

I have a dig bick. You this read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong. You also said "moment" after awkward. u got mindfucked

How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples, He eats one and gives one to a friend, Calculate the Suns mass.

That awkward moment when you know something but you don`t know how to explain it

Dear Facebook friends who are now getting a Twitter, I made an account to get away from you. Sincerely, GTFO.

LIKE IF: Saying you’ll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it’s not important.

Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.

Guy: She`s hot. Girl: She`s a bitch. Girl: He`s hot. Guy: He`s gay.