Thanks to the people that walked in to my life and made it better. And thanks to the ones who walked out and made it amazing.
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Pick a facebook status
That moment of "Ha! Told ya b*tch" when your proving someone wrong.
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Have you ever noticed that the word ``bed`` is shaped like an actual bed!
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Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there`s an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH".
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*Sends risky text*
15 seconds later, no reply.
"Oh God what have I done!"
15 seconds later, no reply.
"Oh God what have I done!"
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Please help me to understand why you changed and I stayed the same.
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A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers
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Who else used to only jump on certain tiles in the store because the other ones were made of lava
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The past is behind, learn from it. The future is ahead, prepare for it. The present is here, live it.
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2 words, 1 finger.
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