Why try when you know that it`s not gonna work out?
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Pick a facebook status
WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF
SMART PHONE
AND STUPID PEOPLE....
SMART PHONE
AND STUPID PEOPLE....
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I`m more pissed off than a midget with a yo-yo.
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Today, I saw something that reminded me of you. But I flushed the toilet, and it all went back to normal.
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If teachers can`t teach every subject, why do students have to Learn them all?
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Home Alone! Expectation; Party! Party!
Reality; Peeing with the door open . ..
Reality; Peeing with the door open . ..
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People who say all water tastes the same are full of shit.
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We met, we called, we liked, we talked, we texted, we dated, we committed, I loved, you cheated, I`m done,you`re deleted
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Saying, "DUUDE..." before saying something important to a friend
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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual...
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