A Japanese couple had a black baby. They named her Sum Ting Wong.
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Pick a facebook status
Doctor: Are You sexually active? Me: Well.... *death glare from Mom* Me: NO. NOT AT ALL. WHAT IS SEX?
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Dear Girls, When you think a guy only cares about your boobs... Just turn around and walk away. Sincerely, We Like Asses Too.
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"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."
Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin
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A person`s character is like a coin u can see one side at a time
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I miss when I was little I didn`t care about my weight, clothes, or hair I just did what made me happy.
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That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I`m so fat." and you stand there like (-_-)
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That fail moment when you push a door that says pull.
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That awkward moment when you have a vampire boyfriend and you get your period.
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so i was posting a funny poem to my sister about my aunt on her facebook wall and forgot my aunt was on her friends list..oops
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