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Want is one thing. Expect is another >
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Things Girls Like:
1) Starbucks
2) When boys play with my hair
3) Channing Tatum
4) Yoga pants
5) Being hugged from behind
6) More starbucks
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I hate when someone`s about to tell you something then they say "nevermind." I mean no, you brought it up, now you have to say it..
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Don`t be the prisoner of your past,be the architect of your future!!
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LIKE IF: Me: "Yes, mom I understand!"
*2 minutes later*
"Wait, what did she want me to do again??"
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there is no better time than righ NOW to be happy :)
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Has anyone else experienced waking up in the middle of the night thirsty as hell, and water tastes like it came from God`s personal pond?
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A boy gave a girl some flowers and said "When all of these die I will stop loving you." The girl said, "All of these flowers are fake?" The boy said, "Exactly they will never die."
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You`re nice to hold and hard to leave!
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Bras: Because no woman wants to look like those National Geographic chicks.
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