At what age is it appropriate to tell my dogs they are adopted?
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Pick a facebook status
That awkward moment when an automatic door doesn`t open for you
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Sometimes it`s the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.
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That wave of relief when you accidentally post a tweet as a FB status and you somehow didn`t mention blowjobs or dead hookers.
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Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
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Saturday!!! There you are you sexy son of a bitch! We`ve been looking for you since Monday!
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That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one...what`s your plan?
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We all have things that we want to keep to ourselves!
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Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel.
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